I’md oing it I’m beating Sonic comaeas wasahtch meeee!~!!!!!
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Bart vs. the Space Mutants, the first officially licensed Simpsons video game, imparts important life lessons along with years of mental scarring.
I have a new article up on Nerd Bacon! This time, I tackle another old game from my childhood, Bart vs. the Space Mutants. If nothing, it’s extra material to pad out my psychological profile. Have a look!
FINISH THE FIGHT!!! Well not quite. Sam and Eric and Mallory and eventually Ben spend the rest of the video beating Tail and Sonic’s campaigns and then it’s time to move on to bigger and better things… like another secret campaign?? Wow! Topics of interest include: Ape-raham Lincoln, technical difficulties, a gentleman and a redditor, Bebe’s Kids, just one almond, Fonzie’s Leather Coat, notes, GET A LOAD OF THIS, and that’s it! I guess we’ll wrap things up next week! And remember kids: Robotnik actually, literally fucks garbage.
Ivo Robotnik: Portrait of a Garbage Fucker
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lol dude maybe you should try addressing his points instead of making yourself look like an even bigger asshole.
liking sex and being sexually objectified are two different things. Do you consider men to be “sexual creatures” too? If so, why aren’t their scifi armors designed in ways that are supposedly sexually appealing? And no, showing a single bare arm usually doesn’t scream “sex appeal”
Men and women wear different things. If you feel that the only way men and women can be equal is if men also wear thongs, first of all, move to Brazil, but second, men and women are just different. I’m not sure why people like you don’t understand that, but culturally, men AND women have collectively decided on what is generally perceived as sexy. And when it comes to the female fantasy figure, toplessness may be a thing (IE, sixth image in this photoset), but a thong isn’t. If you have a problem with female eye candy, talk to women. Men DO want to be sexy. Men will dress in whatever they think a woman will like. That does not include thongs, and I’m sorry, the fact that women generally don’t care to see a man in a thong does not mean women are oppressed. You are trying to force your definition of equality on women, and that’s the real misogyny.
I never mentioned thongs, I just said that men’s scifi/fantasy armor is not designed to be sexually appealing, because it isn’t. I’m sorry that you have trouble believing women when they say that macho space marines aren’t sexy, but I can assure you that it is at least a fairly popular opinion.
If “men AND women have collectively decided on what is generally perceived as sexy” then maybe we should have more women designing armor for male characters in games so we can get a better representation of how women would like to see men? That doesn’t seem like much to ask for. And hey, maybe it actually does include thongs, since you don’t seem like the kind of person who would have much knowledge about what women find attractive.
"You are trying to force your definition of equality on women, and that’s the real misogyny." lmao there is literally nothing to say about this, but I must say you are excellent at shifting blame in completely nonsensical ways.
I think the biggest flaw in your argument here is assuming that someone with the username “allthingswittyandneko” is capable of producing a non-shitty opinion about anything